Route_29 Information: Dwight Schrute

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Pokémon:
Houndour (Cerberus)

Level: 114 (1/5 This week)
Type: Dark/Fire
Ability: Flash Fire
Gender: Male
Moves: Ember, Leer, Howl, Smog, Roar, Bite (17), Odor Sleuth (20), Beat Up (25), Fire Fang (28), Faint Attack (32), Embargo (37), Foul Play (40), Flamethrower (44), Crunch (49), Nasty Plot (52), Inferno (56)

Current Inventory
-- 1 change of clothes.
-- 3 changes of undergarments
-- 1 12oz bottle of liquid soap
-- 1 8oz bottle of shampoo; 1 8oz bottle of conditioner
-- 1 washcloth, 2 towels (one small, one larger), 1 toothbrush, 1 travel-sized pack of toothpaste
-- clothes line, 6 clothes pins, and rubber gloves
-- bento lunch
-- trail mix
-- Trainer Handbook
-- 1 sleeping bag

Application

Player
Name: Crazy
Personal Journal: sheridan_67
E-mail: cskeeling2467@gmail.com
AIM/MSN: N/A
Timezone: US-Central
Current Characters in Route: N/A

Character
Name: Dwight Schrute
Series: The Office (U.S.)
Timeline: End of Season 6
Canon Resource Links: Wikipedia: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dwight_Schrute & Quotes: http://www.tylertarver.com/2011/03/04/top-20-dwight-schrute-quotes/

Personality: If you envision the personality and personal life of someone who is a salesman at a mid-size paper company in the modern USA, you would probably expect a very average, boring, monotonous lifestyle of one who just works for the weekend and, at best, tolerates their boss. These traits are 100% false in the case of Dwight Kurt Schrute. Dwight Schrute is a man that is a grand exception from the title he holds within his canon. He holds a high level of Loyalty to the company he works for and his boss, Michael Scott. An example of his loyalty is the time he allows Michael to use his urine so he could pass a surprise drug testing that was set up by Dwight himself. Dwight, having been a volunteer deputy sheriff for years, felt guilty and, due to his duty of being loyal to the title, he resigned due to his personal ethics code. He even states in an in-canon interview that he would be willing to change companies should the new company favor loyalty more than where he currently works.
He does hold loyalties to others that are not named Michael, but most of these characters are fictional; such as Jack Bauer of 24.
Another one of Dwight’s major traits is that he is a very Determined and Driven individual, who prides himself on his hard work ethic both at Dunder Mifflin and on his family-run beet farm. He sets very high goals for himself and absolutely will not relent until he achieves his goals; including selling more paper than a computer website that was expected to outperform all previous employees. Despite his general no-nonsense attitude he normally gives his coworkers, he will go through extremely silly, almost childish acts he is talked into and go way beyond the expectations of others until they are finished. In general, due to his loyalty to his superior and no one else, he will almost always follow Michael’s word right at the moment the words roll off his lips. Should he accept the challenge he is presented with, he will not back down until he sees it through; and in some unfortunate circumstances, beyond that.
Despite his general will to duty, he will rarely do anything for anyone else without having an ulterior motive. Time and time again throughout the entire series he attempts to prove to everyone that he is the best. At everything. And time and time again he finds ways to express his “overwhelming superiority” of any others in any way possible. This expresses two of his major flaws: Independence and Self-Centeredness. He rarely displays any desire whatsoever to help others in any way unless he could find a way for them to aid him, unless it is Michael. There are numerous moments in his canon in which he aids one of his coworkers in some form or fashion, just to hold them accountable sometime in the future. In fact, an entire episode consisted of a side story from the main premise in which he and another coworker did good deeds for the other all day in order for the other to owe them one. Silly, but seemingly important to Dwight. As for his independence, it is not that he is unfamiliar with working with others; he does, however, feel that others hold him back from potentially attaining what he could by himself. Also, his independence is highly due to his lack of faith in others. He even mentions believing that one day machines will take over the world and that banks should not be trusted with all your funds.
Strengths/Weaknesses:
Strengths:
 Extremely Loyal (Almost to a fault)
 Knowledge of Survival
 High level of confidence in himself (Rarely feels need for others)
 Adaptable to most circumstances (Carving hunting weapons, use of limited resources, etc. Fits somewhat into Survival)
 Very determined
 Has a great mind for the business world
 Dwight’s own list of Strengths (Notice the emphasis on Worker)
Weaknesses/Neutral Traits:
 W: “Intelligence” (A large amount of it is flawed)
 W: Self-Centered
 W: Rude and abrasive to those he does not care for
 N: Independent being
 N: Lots of experience with weapons; very likely he would be caught making a hand-crafted weapon at some point in time. (Would make a fun plot…!)
Pokémon Information
Affiliation: Trainer
Starter: Houndour
Password: Password 1: Scrambled. Password 2: Eggs. Scrambles Eggs! (Yum)

Samples
First Person Sample:
[The screen turns on, a bit shaky at first, being pointed down to the ground. Then it is swung violently toward the face of Dwight, who is sporting his normal mustard-colored shirt.]
Listen here, idiots! Don’t think that I haven’t noticed that this place does NOT hold to a level of professionalism in its businesses! Proof? Take the PokéMart in Ecruteak City. I ask for a survival knife, a blow gun, and a bow, I can make my own arrows, yet all I’m given is a couple of balls, some “medicinal” sprays, and a doll that will “protect my Pokémon!" When it comes to business, the customer comes first always! It’s a joke, who gives a desperate man a doll rather than a means of defense… Well now that I’m here, I am going to sucker punch this business to ground!
[He brushes his hair and slowly walks into the Goldenrod Department Store, toward the front counter.]
This is how you make an application. Good day receptionist. Dwight K. Schrute is my name, and I am interested in a temporary job here, preferably in the sales department. I have a long list of pros on my résumé but let me just list off the important ones verbally. Dwight Kurt Schrute is as follows: Determined. Worker. Intense. Good Worker. Hard Worker. Terrific. Any Questions?
[The receptionist just stares back at him blankly, wondering exactly what he’s been blabbering talking about.] …could you repeat that, sir?
[He shrugs] Pathetic. Fine. I will take my business elsewhere. Your company will rue the day it turned an eye to Dwight Danger Schrute.
[Dwight storms out of the store without looking back.]
Well that did not go as planned. Oh well, their loss. At least this will give me more time to bond with Cerberus, my partner. Apparently called a Houndour. I think I was given the dog of the devil when I arrived; I couldn’t have asked for more…well, maybe I could have asked to not get all of my knives taken away…or to not get arrested for making my own…
[The feed cuts off]
Third Person Sample:
Soothing music filled the ears of Dwight as he slowly stirred from the floor in which he laid. He must have fallen out of the bed in the middle of the night somehow. He found it a bit strange that the floor in the room seemed to be a bit…softer than what he was accustomed to. Wait, there was carpet…he did not have carpet in his house, he lived in a house with wooden floors…and this music was not familiar…
“Wake up hon! It’s time to get up and start your journey!”
Dwight jumps to his feet and immediately begins surveying his surroundings. He wasn’t in his house! How did he get here? Where is this place?
”It has happened…I have been taken to the future. [He opens the door] Dear Woman! Do not be alarmed, I will not hurt you.
He did not hear a reply for a few moments, so he began venturing out of the bedroom. He slowly stepped into the kitchen and saw woman, maybe in her mid-thirties, running about the room. He could not help but take a fancy for her, though he rarely falls for this spell at first sight.
“Good day, I have a few questions to ask: first and fore-“
“No Time! You need to head on over to Professor Oak’s place right now! He has you Pokémon!” She proceeded to pile numerous items into Dwight’s arms and shove him toward the door. She was much more powerful than he could have ever expected. Is she a robot? Cyborg?
“Stop! Tell me, are you a-“
SLAM!
The door closed with a large amount of force and clicked.
“Damn, locked. No matter, I just need to take a few steps and back and barge through the door, just as us Schrute boys have been taught!” He takes about 30 paces away from the door and he prepares himself. He then, suddenly, begins charging toward the door. ”AAAAAHHHHHHHHH!”SLAM!
The door did not budge at all. He collapsed to the ground in defeat. “Ah! My arm! I can’t feel it!”
He sat against the steel-like door and thought long and hard of his next course of action. Being unable to face the woman again, he needed a new goal to try and reach.
“Professor Oak…Pokémon…journey…what is all of this nonsense…and she was so powerful, like the Hulk. That’s it! This is the future and it should be possible that I can make a real life Hulk! I just need to meet with this Professor I was just told about and talk him into helping me create the Hulk! Then…I will come up with a good enough reason to do this as I look for the Professor!”
He jumps up in excitement and in his emotion-filled state, he sprints off in the opposite direction if the lab in search for the professor.